Baby Debut Fan Pillows

A Star is Born.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

Baby in Trunk.

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

Proud mums.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

A couple with a new baby

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).

"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

Baby Mums.

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

President, first lady and mischievous first lad.

"Looks like it's someone's birthday...!"

'Look, I think she recognised you!'

Baby Advertising for Milk.

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

'Here comes the proud father, now!'

'Thank you...and now could I trouble you for a ham on rye?'

"Of course, it was cuter when he was a puppy."