Baby Debut Fan Gifts

A Star is Born.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

Proud mums.

Baby in Trunk.

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

A couple with a new baby

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).

Baby Mums.

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

Pet Shop. Caution: Objects In Window May Grow Larger Than They Appear.

President, first lady and mischievous first lad.

"Looks like it's someone's birthday...!"

'Look, I think she recognised you!'

Baby Advertising for Milk.

'Here comes the proud father, now!'

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

"Of course, it was cuter when he was a puppy."