Expectant Parent Fan Gifts

BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

The Baby Walker

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Ask me about my litter! !

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

Sperm Whale.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Baby, baby maker

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Alabama Traffic Jam

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

"Do you ever get the feeling that maybe the baby is listening to us?"

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Junior Doctor.