Expectant Parents Fan Gifts

'Just Remember, Darling, you're eating for 60 now.'

The Baby Walker

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Baby, baby maker

Smartphone Sonogram

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"Oooh! I think I just felt our stock split."

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'He's more supportive after his nap.'