Expecting Parents Gifts

Test tube Stork

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Don't worry they normally look like little humas during the early scans.'

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

"It's a boy!"

Maternity Ward Public Opening

'You saved $.05 for using your own bag.'

"Doc, she's having contractions!"

'Be advised that I am not going to consider those who don't bring their resume!'

"Nice and simple. The way a family leave policy should be."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'It won't be long now - I'm in my 18th month.'

Army trying to recruit a yet to be born child.

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Pediatric Unit - Portraint of founder - A Stork

"Pregnant again? I thought we were supposed to be wise!!"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"...We said a natural birth, not a naturist birth!"

Alabama Traffic Jam

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

'And do you both promise to apportion parental leave fairly and equally?'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

'Pregnant Wow But how can you be so sure without a test or something, sweetie'

"Hold on, I see more than one. It looks like tater tots!"

Customer Relationship Management at Surf City Hospital

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"Even if designer babies become a reality..."

'It's a queen? You mean you can tell that about him already?'

'What's this I hear about you getting under my daughter's skin?'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

"I'm not having my baby here, it's only got one star."

"I heard they're trying to replace us with drones."