Expecting Families Gifts

'I wish you'd stop blaming me for the long pregrancy...'

The Baby Walker

Pool attached to child's bed.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Ask me about my litter! !

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"They look so young and helpless."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

Sperm Whale.

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"