Expecting Families Gifts

'I wish you'd stop blaming me for the long pregrancy...'

The Baby Walker

Pool attached to child's bed.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"They look so young and helpless."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"