Expecting Couples Gifts

"I can't wait to have kids - work in the yard."

Pool attached to child's bed.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"They look so young and helpless."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Smartphone Sonogram

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'