Expectant Partner Gifts

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Ask me about my litter! !

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

Sperm Whale.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

Baby, baby maker

Smartphone Sonogram