Partners Of Expectant Mothers Gifts

"It's quiet in here. I suppose it's off the popular tourist route!"

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Pool attached to child's bed.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Ask me about my litter! !

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Sperm Whale.

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"