Pregnant Partner Gifts

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

"I think they usually recommend classical music."

"Don't you think we'll be memorable parents?"

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

Does it hurt? Can I get you a beer of something? Why no one uses midhusbands. (This cartoon was originally published on 2004-09-20)

Everything looks so good

'Now remember, it is never too soon to start thinking about a pension.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Mother's Day In The Future

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

"How does the stork figure into this?"

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Ask me about my litter! !

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

Sperm Whale.

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"