Pregnant Partner T-Shirts

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

"I think they usually recommend classical music."

"Don't you think we'll be memorable parents?"

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

'Now remember, it is never too soon to start thinking about a pension.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Mother's Day In The Future

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

"How does the stork figure into this?"

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'