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"It's quiet in here. I suppose it's off the popular tourist route!"

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Pool attached to child's bed.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'