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The Baby Walker

Pool attached to child's bed.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'