Partner Of Expecting Mother Mugs

Baby has entered the chat.

The Baby Walker

Pool attached to child's bed.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Ask me about my litter! !

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Sperm Whale.

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"