Pregnant Couple T-Shirts

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Smartphone Sonogram

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'