Expecting Couple T-Shirts

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

"What hope have I got with all mum's midnight snacks!"

"It's a boy, so far... check back later!"

How humans are born.

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'One baby, one placenta, one umbilical cord...stock-taking never takes long in here.'

'My father will kill me. I'm pregnant... we'll have to run away.'

'I knew it was Bing's baby right from the start...'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I'll never watch Alien again!!

The Baby Walker

Pool attached to child's bed.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"