Expecting Family T-Shirts

'Cooooool! I got a womb with a view!'

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Ask me about my litter! !

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

Sperm Whale.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"