Expecting Family Gifts

'Cooooool! I got a womb with a view!'

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Smartphone Sonogram