Friends Of Expecting Parents Gifts

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Ask me about my litter! !

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

Sperm Whale.

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

Smartphone Sonogram

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"Oooh! I think I just felt our stock split."

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Baby, baby maker

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."