Expecting Husband Gifts

The Baby Walker

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Baby, baby maker

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"It's a dependent!"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

Alabama Traffic Jam