Expectant Daddy Gifts

"The midwife was busy, so we called in the mid-husband."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Ask me about my litter! !

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"That's mine!"

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Doughboy Dad

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."