Expectant Daddy Prints

"The midwife was busy, so we called in the mid-husband."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"That's mine!"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Doughboy Dad

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."