Expectant Dads Gifts

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"