Father-to-be Anticipation Gifts

"No. I can't tell if it's a...Mug or tie. Either way, happy Father's Day."

The Baby Walker

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Ask me about my litter! !

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

Sperm Whale.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Smartphone Sonogram