Father-to-be Anticipation Gifts

"No. I can't tell if it's a...Mug or tie. Either way, happy Father's Day."

The Baby Walker

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Baby, baby maker

Smartphone Sonogram

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'