Expecting Husband Pillows

Baby World. Quick, honey, give me your hand - You can feel the wallet kicking!

The Baby Walker

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Ask me about my litter! !

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

Sperm Whale.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Baby, baby maker

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"It's a dependent!"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

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