Expectant Father Pillows

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Push, push, push...

'Welcome to pre-natal kindergarten. First we'll review your pre-born's cirriculum and then I'll assign womb numbers.'

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Give us a toot...'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"No. I can't tell if it's a...Mug or tie. Either way, happy Father's Day."

The (literal) birth of Venus.

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"Congratulations, your baby is a footballer...!"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

PUSH !

She Had Enough To Drink.

Maternity doctor with a plunger

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

"The Remote."

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Ask me about my litter! !

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."