Expecting Couples Pillows

'What? Didn't your parents ever tell you who delivers babies???'

"I can't wait to have kids - work in the yard."

Pool attached to child's bed.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Ask me about my litter! !

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

Sperm Whale.

"They look so young and helpless."

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."