Expecting Parents Mugs

Test tube Stork

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

The future Bill Gates about to be conceived.

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

'Don't worry they normally look like little humas during the early scans.'

"It's a boy!"

'You saved $.05 for using your own bag.'

"Doc, she's having contractions!"

Maternity Ward Public Opening

"Nice and simple. The way a family leave policy should be."

'Be advised that I am not going to consider those who don't bring their resume!'

"Pregnant again? I thought we were supposed to be wise!!"

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'Sorry to break it to you folks, but someone at headquarters was throwing out some bathwater and...well...'

Army trying to recruit a yet to be born child.

"The baby is 114 days old...Very healthy...Turned completely upside-down..."

Pediatric Unit - Portraint of founder - A Stork

'It won't be long now - I'm in my 18th month.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"...We said a natural birth, not a naturist birth!"

'School Outfitters, now with maternity section'

'These aren't my breasts... No, but can we keep them?'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Diapers. Formula. Yeah, well, don�t come crawling to me for a bottle when it all goes to hell. Baby Survivalist.

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'...and if it's a girl we'll call her Ripley...'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Alabama Traffic Jam

Customer Relationship Management at Surf City Hospital

"I heard they're trying to replace us with drones."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

Maternity ward...push, push harder.