Expecting Parenthood Mugs

Two children play with a pedal bin

'Baby Bump.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"They grow up so fast."

'I told you it would be useful.'

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun