Expecting Baby Mugs

"What hope have I got with all mum's midnight snacks!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Baby trying to break out'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"You're what?!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"They grow up so fast."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'I told you it would be useful.'

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'She's just great with the children.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'