Expecting A New Baby Mugs

"It's not that I don't want a baby brother - it's just that this is a bad time for me developmentally."

Okay, one more time... Mom is expecting a baby, but that doesn't mean you'll be sold as a used kid. Got it now?

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"They grow up so fast."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'I told you it would be useful.'

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

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"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'She's just great with the children.'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."