Soon-to-be Parents Mugs

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

'The tests show it's a boy.. we can't tell whether he'll vote Republican or not.'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"You were meant to give birth six days ago, so I've called in an expert to help!"

The Baby Walker

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Gifts for a cloned baby!

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Ask me about my litter! !

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

In the DNA Kitchen

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"They look so young and helpless."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

Sperm Whale.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."