Young Parents-to-be Mugs

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

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Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

In the DNA Kitchen

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"They look so young and helpless."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"