Young Parents-to-be T-Shirts

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

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"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Ask me about my litter! !

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

In the DNA Kitchen

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

Sperm Whale.

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"They look so young and helpless."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."