Parent-to-be T-Shirts

"Well are you just kind of in labor? Or really really in labor?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'Baby's kicking again.'

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

'Looks like the weak economy has caught up with you. You're being replaced with test tubes.'

In the DNA Kitchen

Baby on board. . . Beer on Board

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

"Hang the expense. Next time I'll go by stretch-uterus!"

Womb for Kids

'The ultrasound went well: now we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'

"If it was intentional, you pass - if it wasn't, you fail."

"Couldn't we hatch eggs like other birds?"

"Don't call 911! Call Luigi's Pizza. They promise to deliver in less than 30 minutes."

"I thought if you did it standing up you couldn't get pregnant."

"You're three days late, I think you're going to have a railway executive."

"She keeps shouting, 'couldn't, didn't, can't'."

Where baby carrots come from.

"When people say that music can improve the babies intelligence I think they meant CLASSICAL music!"

Welcome to Fertilityville

'Maternity leave? What do you mean, maternity leave?'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'I know that you're eating for six dear, but don't you think you're overdoing it a bit?'

Baby Shower.

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

Maternity Ward Door Sign - 'Push, push, push'

Normal pregnancies, premature pregnancies, born again Christians.

Fertility Clinic - The consulting doctor has been very prolific.

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

Olga's Biological Clocks.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

'I'm not fat, am I?'

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."