Soon-to-be Parents Pillows

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

'The tests show it's a boy.. we can't tell whether he'll vote Republican or not.'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"You were meant to give birth six days ago, so I've called in an expert to help!"

The Baby Walker

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Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

In the DNA Kitchen

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"They look so young and helpless."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'