Parents-to-be Pillows

Ginger hair

"So! When's the big day?"

'Welcome to pre-natal kindergarten. First we'll review your pre-born's cirriculum and then I'll assign womb numbers.'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

"Yes, back in 2020 your mother and I were locked away with no one but each other. . . why do you as Ko'Rona-Vyress?"

Baby Footballer

Open other end

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

"Marcus wants to marry me, Daddy - will you be able to keep us in the manner I'm accustomed to?"

Baby Do Something.

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Daisy Diaper Service

"They look so young and helpless."

The Baby Walker

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'