Expecting Mothers Gifts

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

"I should have started this three months ago....contractions play havoc with jigsaw puzzles!!"

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

Pool attached to child's bed.

'I wonder what causes that?'

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"Kids must use technology at an earlier age these days. This stroller comes with a Bluetooth, computer, and a phone charger."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"They grow up so fast."

'I told you it would be useful.'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"