Expectant Mothers Gifts

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

"Do you know its sexual identity?"

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Maternity Ward: Push & Keep Pushing

Out of body experience

Baby Formula, Just Add Water.

A Mother-to-be Boat wearing a Baby arrow here T-shirt saying Dinghy

'Would you like your ultrasound photos standard, high definition, 3-D, or 4K ultra HD?'

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"They grow up so fast."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

The Baby Walker

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Pool attached to child's bed.

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'