Expecting Mother Gifts

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

Delivery Room - Swear Box

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"Let me know the next time the baby kicks."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"If she can give birth every twenty seconds, what's taking mom so long? It's been like eight months already?"

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"Beats me how pregnancy has survived into the modern era. There's no reception desk, product guarantee nor customer service department!"

"What a coincidence. My mum is going to be a single mum and I'm going to be a single baby!"

"I thought this might happen. Contractions have started and I haven't sent out my change of address cards."

"Six down, three to go!!"

Bill was an inside her trader.

"Nine Months?? Can't you just download it?"

"Ahh...my baby has just sent his 1st ever text message....I'm so proud!"

"It`s a pepperoni!"

"I thought I would stop at an even dozen but I just kept laying them."

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Please take a number.

A Star is Born.

'Have you chosen a username for it yet?'

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

'As long as it's got six fingers and eighteen toes...'

'I'm sure it's a boy. Because every time I touch the TV remote, he kicks me.'

'I don't remember his face, but I think I'd recognize his tattoo.'

'At first, I worked really hard at keeping my figure in shape. But after the fifty-thousandth kid, I realized it was a losing battle!'

'This is probably the only time I'll be chauffeur driven and I can't even look out the window!'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"They grow up so fast."

'I told you it would be useful.'

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"