Expectant Motherhood Gifts

'I love my obstetrician! He brings out the kid in me!'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"They grow up so fast."

'I told you it would be useful.'

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"