Expecting Mamas Gifts

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"It's wearing me out. Dirty clothes, fussy eating..and then with our first baby on the way."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Ask me about my litter! !

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD