Baby Fans Gifts

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Bowled over again!

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Wolf Karaoke

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Whoa

celebrating a birth.

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"He looks just like your husband."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Bouncing baby

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'It's a chicken.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning