Baby Steps Fan Gifts

Proud mums.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'You've got lot toe!'

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

Hooks R Us.

A Star is Born.

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

Pet Shop. Caution: Objects In Window May Grow Larger Than They Appear.

"Of course, it was cuter when he was a puppy."

'Thank you...and now could I trouble you for a ham on rye?'

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

"It was a fitting end. He slipped off her wrist and she stepped on him."

"It amazes me how much I've achieved in such a short time."

Prepent.

Life

"You're listening to what you hear. I like that in a teacher."

Babies first steps.

"Now that I've learned to talk I can't think of anything to say."

At the age of only 15 months, Jason was already a master of reverse psychology.

"Try it again."

"...Ease off a bit! watch that pillar! Slow down at this corner!..."

'Oh, Papa, look. Junior is taking his first step.'