Baby Steps Fan T-Shirts

Proud mums.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'You've got lot toe!'

A Star is Born.

Hooks R Us.

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

"Of course, it was cuter when he was a puppy."

'Thank you...and now could I trouble you for a ham on rye?'

Life

"It was a fitting end. He slipped off her wrist and she stepped on him."

"You're listening to what you hear. I like that in a teacher."

Babies first steps.

"Now that I've learned to talk I can't think of anything to say."

"...Ease off a bit! watch that pillar! Slow down at this corner!..."

'Oh, Papa, look. Junior is taking his first step.'

"They grow so fast."

"Try it again."