Step Counter Fan Gifts

"It was a fitting end. He slipped off her wrist and she stepped on him."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Stone henge swing.

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Heart Health Levels

Proud mums.

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Lin-Manuel Miranda

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

BOEING Suspends Flights.

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

The 39 Steps

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

Scranton the Ride

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

Community Playhouse. Actually, live theater is always in 3-D. (Published originally on March 11, 2014.)