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"Try it again."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

My child is a genius.

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

Proud mums.

Proud Mum.

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

"We'll be too big to fail!"

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

"Mr. Jones, I'm taking you out of stocks and into kickstarter."

Hospital balloons.

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Venture capital' taking a chance.

"Pre-silicon Capitalism to see you."

Small store loses out to glossy big store

"I forget, does our company make money yet?"

'You can speed it up if you want.'

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

"Oh yeah... well I say my kid is better at math and social studies than your kid!"

Home Business - Coffee.

"We have the concept, but we can't really do anything without investors."

"It amazes me how much I've achieved in such a short time."

"Young Justice" got renewed for a third season! What's that? It's a cartoon about a bunch of superhero sidekicks, like Robin and Kid Flash. They start off in the shadows of the more famous heroes, but they quickly show that they're every bit as cools as the bigger, stronger heroes. I think I can tell why that show appeals to you, little buddy. Does your cup feel heavy? My cup feels heavy.

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"I'm running for city council and I'd like to kiss that baby."

'Your Dad's a jerk.'