Baby Einstein Supporter Gifts

My child is a genius.

Albert Einstein

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Einsteiners.'

Beer Stall

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'According to Einstein's theory, if we can move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally deleted.'

Men can show their emotions!

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

Life on Earth - maths advice.

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

Albert Einstein and book

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Theory of Gravity

'Penny for them, Albert.'

Einstein

Proud Mum.

Publisher. "Matter into energy"

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

"You're overthinking this."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

Law of Gravity Strictly Enforced.

Albert Einstein

Scientist's Prove Einstein Theory of Gravitational Waves

Einstein discovers that the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, but the speed of Lite beer is only 65 MPH.

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.