Einstein Fans Gifts

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

Albert Einstein

'Einsteiners.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Escher exhibition first floor

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Elfis"

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'According to Einstein's theory, if we can move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally deleted.'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Leonore from Fidelio

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

My child is a genius.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

Mick Jagger.

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"If Einstein is correct, when we get back, my car will have been double parked for 320 years."

Christopher Nolan has made some great films, but there is an Inception!

Mick Jagger

Albert Einstein and book

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Doreen beneath this brutish exterior beats the heart of a poet..I also have his kidneys and I think maybe his gall bladder,but I'm not sure.

Rock the boat

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

Rolling Stones

Publisher. "Matter into energy"