Einstein Admirer Gifts

'According to Einstein's theory, if we can move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally deleted.'

Einstein felt vindicated to discover that god in fact did not play dice. He did, though, enjoy a nice game of cribbage.

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how time slows down when you speed up.'

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

Law of Gravity Strictly Enforced.

Never stick your arm into a wormhole in space...

"You know, Einstein never watched any great television until after he was forty."

Scientist's Prove Einstein Theory of Gravitational Waves

Albert Einstein

E = something - something squared!

Einstein

Albert Einstein

Theory of Gravity

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'It speaks volumes to Einstein, but says nothing to me.'

'My teacher says my test reminds him of Einstein... could do better.'

Albert Einstein

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Reckless Time Travel

Publisher. "Matter into energy"

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Albert Einstein

'Einsteiners.'

Out To Lurch

Hildegard von Bingen

Moon: Made in China

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

Robert Schumann

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

Seamus Heaney

Charles Baudelaire

Young Elvis

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'